PACIFIC RIM → 4 Jaegers:
⤷ GIPSY DANGER
⤷ STRIKER EUREKA
⤷ CRIMSON TYPHOON
⤷ CHERNO ALPHA
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Phil Coulson was recruited by Fury straight out of high school?
I mean, can you imagine
Coming up to you and saying, “I’m Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. I need to ask you a few questions…” ????
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?!?!?!
BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ AM!!!
STORIES!!! I DEMANDS THEM!! HOT BABY AGENT PHIL COULSON! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS IT!
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
It’s the same person with longer hair.
Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.
Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.
If you think you can, you might just be a problem.
Isolating people/insisting they isolate themselves from everyone else so that you are the only person they can turn to for support is inherently abusive and if you do it, you are definitely the problem.
Scary stories with Tony.