One Percent Chance

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

pettyartist:

becausebirds:

boing boing boing

DING DONG DING DONG TIME FOR BIRB

pettyartist:

becausebirds:

boing boing boing

DING DONG DING DONG TIME FOR BIRB

somnium-in-somnium:

gretchainz:

crownofbirds:

PITTER PATTER BIRD FEETSIES

This made me so happy

best game of fetch ever

ranetree:

dichotomization:

A dead bat still hanging from the ceiling of a cave. 

Fun fact: When the muscles in a bat’s feet/legs relax, the foot closes. (Contrast to our hands, which open when the controlling muscles relax.) This is why bats can sleep—and die—upside down.

ranetree:

dichotomization:

A dead bat still hanging from the ceiling of a cave. 

Fun fact: When the muscles in a bat’s feet/legs relax, the foot closes. (Contrast to our hands, which open when the controlling muscles relax.) This is why bats can sleep—and die—upside down.

robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.
Anonymous

roboticdreams:

I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

Update: It’s basically done aside from sealing and painting. Should be done by the end of the week. Then I get paid. Wow.

damienbrinks:

conclusion:  portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest

theadventuresoffishlady:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

i needed this today.

theadventuresoffishlady:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

i needed this today.