I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
PITTER PATTER BIRD FEETSIES
This made me so happy
best game of fetch ever
A dead bat still hanging from the ceiling of a cave.
Fun fact: When the muscles in a bat’s feet/legs relax, the foot closes. (Contrast to our hands, which open when the controlling muscles relax.) This is why bats can sleep—and die—upside down.
I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you
airbrush clouds cause Im lazy
OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE
THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!
Update: It’s basically done aside from sealing and painting. Should be done by the end of the week. Then I get paid. Wow.
conclusion: portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest