can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.
That goat is an inspiration.
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
O Bullshitticus, master of my fate, please watch over me from now until the end of finals, amen.
I had an anxiety attack this evening, and I was feeling pretty off still when I checked my messages
Anxious Squeaks are not allowed. Let me help you friend.
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
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SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
“The equine steed haughtily crested the gently-rising berm.”
The fucking horse came over the fucking hill.
If that isn’t interesting enough within the context of your story, your story cannot be rescued by savaging a perfectly innocent thesaurus to death and cannibalizing its corpse.
A varied vocabulary is great, but you shouldn’t rely too heavily on it for your story. Don’t go overboard with your language!
how to make the best out of a bad situation
Gender fluid : Gender in it’s liquid form.
This raises the question, what is the melting point of gender? What state is gender in at room temperature? Gaseous Gender? Solid Gender?
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